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Sunday, November 30, 2003

No honor among thieves 

It seems that Brillo pad head Kim Jong-Il took Saddam for $10 million, in some sort of missile deal. The sad part of all of this is that Iraq didn't attack North Korea for it. A shame we couldn't get those two to cancel each other out. Maybe there can be some good out of this: Some other dictator or rogue terrorist will not deal with that Brillo pad head. I doubt it, but, hey, let's think positive.

By the way, if you would like to read more about the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, click here. You'll quickly wonder if the New York Times uses this site as a reliable source.

Picture of the week 

Now, these are my kind of women: Sports fans and French bashers.

Don't invest in this 

Progress Media is reportedly close to buying 5 radio stations in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Philadelphia and Boston, which will, according to them, program liberal radio as a counterbalance to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, etc.

HAHAHAHA!!! A disaster in the making. Liberal talk radio has no market, and never will. Why do you think that NPR needs public funding to survive? No one wants to hear it!! "Political Analysts" say the reason that Mario Cuomo and every other liberal show has failed is because they attribute "past failures to liberal audiences' lack of interest in hearing their own views repeated." Yeah, right. The truth is that they suck, and no one is interested in hearing about "tax cuts for the rich," "the evil white man," and "the intolerant homophobes" who oppose gay marriage on a daily basis. Exposing liberal tomfoolery is a lot more fun to listen to.

Al Franken? Janeane Garofalo? Do these dopes actually think that these two imbeciles will even compete with Neal Boortz or Michael Savage, let alone with Rush and Hannity? Wake up!! This idea will join the XFL, New Coke, Pets.com, and George Magazine as one the of the most colossal (and hilarious) failures in business history.

Ok, let's just assume that they are going to buy a station in Philly in order to pollute the airwaves. Which one are they going to buy? WPHT 1210? With a 50,000 signal that reaches 38 states, and being in the Philly market, to buy that would be about $80-120 mil. Forget that? WPEN? At least $40-50 million. WDAS-AM? Same. KYW? Over $100 mil easy. WIP? No way. So, realistically, they will be forced ot buy one of the lower watt stations located in Camden (like 1310 AM) or WFIL or one of those crappy signal AM stations.

One more thing to consider in all of this: Hannity and Colmes on the Fox News Channel. Sean Hannity is the conservative voice. He has had a huge best seller and is the #2 talk host in the country, broadcasting on over 400 stations, trailing only Rush. Alan Colmes, who has been with Hannity since Day 1 on TV, has equal time on the show, and is promoted just as much as Hannity, is nothing. His book, Red, White, and Liberal, BOMBED!! Just check the Amazon sales list. It is about 4,000th in sales, while Hannity is about 500th. Yet, Hannity's book has been out well over a year, and Colmes' book hasn't even been out for 2 months. On the radio, Colmes has a whopping 10 stations!! Colmes is a non-entity because while kissing Bill and Hillary Clinton's ass might get him invited to tea parties in Manhattan, it doesn't sell anywhere else. Liberal ideology is bankrupt, and the visible difference in success that Hannity has enjoyed compared with Colmes tells you all you need to know. (Note to Colmes: O.J. did it, Jesus was not a liberal, and Clinton was not one of our greatest Presidents. Then again, it depends on what the meaning of the word "great" is. If you mean that he left us in great peril due to his lack of backbone, you may have a point.)

Liberal radio will bomb like Ishtar and Gigli. And I will laugh my ass off when it does. At least those liberal wankers will still have NPR.

I love this country 

Despite what Tim Robbins says, there is nothing like this country, the greatest in the world. I am free to say what I want, when I want, without worry that the government will come and drag me away in the middle of the night. Sadly, this is not so in China. Commie bastards.

Great news in Iraq 

Our fine military in Iraq thwarted a coordinated Iraqi attack, killing 46 of those bastards. A few things about that: I am glad that Iraqi casualty numbers were announced. Let us know how many of those dirtbags are taking the dirt nap. Also, we need to stop messing around and take it to the "insurgents" (I hate that term) until they are placed into submission. (preferably a one-way trip to Allah). Ramadan is over, let's get it on. (Notice that we have more respect for their holy month of Ramadan than they do?) I expect in the next few weeks, you'll hear more of our guys do the killing and less of theirs.

On a sad note, 2 of our South Korean friends, civilian contractors, were killed in an ambush. Those scum have killed Spanish, Japanese, Italian, Polish, and even Colombian people over the last month, in an obvious attempt to intimidate people from helping out. Of course, that dope Kofi Annan still thinks that they only want to kill Americans, and if the U.N. were in charge, everything would be just rosy.

One more thing: You notice that the press finds every excuse to say "(X numbrs of deaths) since Bush declared major combat operations over on May 1st?" Ok, we get the point. Get over it.

E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!!!!! 

The Eagles win again, 25-16 over Carolina. 7 in a row for my boys, and now the #1 seed in the NFC. I know it is kind of ungrateful to criticize a team that has won 7 straight, but they gotta do something about their run defense. Granted, giving up all those rushing yards hasn't cost them so far, but it will eventually. It always does. Howver, I have a lot of confidence in Jimmie Johnson to get it straightened out in time for the playoffs. Nice win again for my boys. (Plus, I cashed 2 bets on the game, so I am that much happier)

Next up for the Eagles: The Dallas Cowgirls, who were bitch-slapped by the Dolphins on Thanksgiving. Quincy Carter sucks, and their running game is a joke. I expect the Birds to stomp them next week.

More on Hillary 

This is from John Galt, aka Deeds, a blogger in Iraq:

The President visited with the troops in Iraq for Thanksgiving. The troops loved it and it did the President good too. There was absolutely no advance notice except to a select handful of people in Iraq. The Thanksgiving visit by POTUS was the right thing to do.

Almost as surprising, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) visited Baghdad on Friday. In fact I ran into her here at the CPA. She seemed disappointed at the cool reception she got at the CPA mess hall for lunch. Most just stared silently. A few left. I imagine she was expecting a rush of well wishers: "Look. It's Hillary!" Sorry, Hillary but no, it ain't gonna happen here.

Given Hillary's constant trashing of the Administration's policies and the work being done in Iraq, her advance people get a flunking grade on setting up a lunch to be with the "troops" and other Americans in the CPA mess hall. That was not the right thing for Hillary do to.

(Bet you don't see nearly as much press coverage of her lunch in Baghdad.)


Funny. We didn't see a thing on her lunch. Thanks John for taking care of business over there. You are loved and respected by many of us here.

Saturday, November 29, 2003

NFL gambling tomfoolery 

This week's donations to the Kahnawake Mohawk Indian tribe.

Philadelphia at Carolina (Winning Margin)
Philadelphia to win 6-10

Philadelphia at Carolina
Philadelphia +1.0

Buffalo at NY Giants (first half over/under)
Under +17.5

Kansas City at San Diego (first half)
Kansas City -4.0

Cleveland at Seattle
Seattle -6.0

Parley #1
San Francisco +3.0
Cincinnati +3.0
Chicago -4.5
Atlanta +3.0

Parley#2

Buffalo at NY Giants (over/under)
Under +35.0
Cincinnati +3.0
Chicago -4.5
New England at Indianapolis (over/under)
Under +43.5
Philadelphia at Carolina (over/under)
Over +36.0

Free advice: Don't gamble on football. Bonus free advice: If you must bet, then bet opposite to what I bet. Your chances will improve dramatically.



Liberal tomfoolery in the Washington Times 

While the Washington Times is unquestionably conservative newspaper, no one can call it an unfair and ridiculous one. If that were so, they wouldn't publish idiots like Paul Craig Roberts on a regular basis. Read his latest column, Blame America first then Israel, just like just about every New York Times or Los Angeles Times columnist would. Some of the most ridiculous parts:

When Adolf Hitler began World War II proclaiming "a thousand year Reich," he had no idea that the consequence of his aggression would be a Germany politically impotent for 60 years and now about to become a mere province in a European state. Hitler could not have imagined that the consequence of his "final solution" would be a Jewish state armed with a powerful psychological weapon that prohibits criticism of Israel's own expansionist policy. Really? Criticism of Israel is prohibited? I guess Mr. Roberts hasn't been around the UN or has watched CNN or paid attention to just about every liberal media outlet there is. Disgraceful.

The U.S. occupation of Iraq and the resistance to it bear no resemblance to the rosy scenario concocted by Mr. Bush's advisers. Uh, wrong again sir. A straw man argument. You already know this, that is why you say Bush's advisors. Trying to reinvent history and say that Bush said it was would be easy has already been tried and has failed.

The rest is so much nonsense and moral equivalence that I do not want to even bother. Perhaps Mr. Roberts is auditioning for a job at the New York Times. He sure seems qualified.

Hillary needs to go away 

I cannot believe there is a real good segment of this country (43% guaranteed, according to Dick Morris) that would vote for Hillary Clinton as President. You just know she is upset that Bush showed up in Iraq and easily upstaged her. I've watched the news channels and I have yet to see Hillary get any kind of enthusiastic reception. In fact, I haven't seen any video of her at all. We all know that if she was cheered half as loudly as Bush was, it would be all over the liberal press, who are just dying to bend over backwards to help that Socialist snake become President. Of course, she used the opportunity to knock down Bush.

Now, let's compare what Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush had to say in Iraq:

Bush: You're engaged in a difficult mission. Those who attack our coalition forces and kill innocent Iraqis are testing our will. They hope we will run. We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq, pay a bitter cost in casualties, defeat a brutal dictator and liberate 25 million people only to retreat before a band of thugs and assassins.

We will prevail. We will win because our cause is just. We will win because we will stay on the offensive. And we will win because you're part of the finest military ever assembled. And we will prevail because the Iraqis want their freedom.


Clinton: "I'm a big believer that we ought to internationalize this, but it will take a big change in our administration's thinking. I don't see that it's forthcoming." And...."We have to exert all of our efforts militarily, but the outcome is not assured."

Gee, Hillary. Thanks for the vote of confidence in our troops. Are you actually suggesting that we might lose? Or, is it as I suspect, you hope that we lose, and things get to the point of no domestic support and we just leave, like we did in Vietnam? Democrat scum like you have done everything possible to undermine Bush and our troops, and this is one of the most pathetic things you have ever done.

And, internationalization, you dunce, is not an option. What has the United Nations ever done to make you think they have any type of value? Plus, it sounds real weak to hear that we are "going it alone" while we are hearing about British, Spanish, Japanese, Polish, and Italian soldiers dying in their efforts to help. To liberals, without Germany and France, there is nothing. Of course, neither of those country want to help, nor could help, because their militaries are weak and impudent.

The choice between Bush and the Democrats to me is this: I want a President who has confidence in America and all that we can accomplish. (I love tax cuts too. Of course, I have a job) Democrats want a citizen of the world who sees us as nothing more than a land mass in North America, no better than anyone else, and will be sensitive to everyone's feelings (except White Christian Heterosexual Males) and will promote more and more useless social programs, cutting the military to the bone to pay for them. Hillary would prefer our soldiers were nothing more than social workers. Just go ahead, you liberal dopes. Vote for your hero when she runs for President. She'll never win.



Chicken and Vaseline Tomfoolery 

What a shock that this happened in San Francisco. (Scroll 3/4 of the way down):

In San Francisco, you never know what you're going to find when you knock on a car window -- but nothing prepared the cops for what they found the night of Nov. 3 down by Aquatic Park.

The window came down and there was a guy with a chicken sitting on his lap and a second chicken in a bag on the passenger seat.

"What's with the chickens?" the cop asked.

"I'm going to take them home and eat them,'' the driver replied.

"Lift up the chicken,'' the cop said.

The driver did -- and the next thing you know, the driver was in cuffs and the chickens were on their way to the humane society -- where (we kid you not) the hens were given a sexual battery exam by a vet the cops called in.

All we can say is, it's going to make for some very interesting testimony on the witness stand.

"But the killer will be the other evidence,'' a law enforcement source said. "A 15-ounce jar of Vaseline . . . with three feathers in it.''


Now that's tomfoolery!!!

Friday, November 28, 2003

2 promises kept 

When Arnold Schwarzenegger was running for Governor, media outlets all over tried to sandbag him left and right. Now, that he is keeping his promises, you hardly can find a word about him. Arnold promised that, if he were elected, he would rescind the tripling of the car tax, and rescind the law allowing illegal aliens to get driver's licenses. He rescinded the car tax about 5 minutes after being inagurated, and now is about to complete the reversal of the driver's license bill.

Give the man credit. Someone. Somewhere. Please.

Paul Crespo on Bush 

Paul Crespo always writes strong columns. His latest column, on Bush's visit to Iraq is, as usual, well done.

My main web site 

www.southphillyattitude.com is improving by the day.

Holiday shopping tomfoolery 

Wal-Mart is a zoo this time of year. Especially on Black Friday, where cheapskates line up 3 hours early to save $5 on a DVD player. I wonder if this woman got her money's worth.

More on Bush criticism 

Yesterday I took the New York "Once Upon A" Times to task for their constant harping on Bush for not attending funerals. They are not the only weasels running that line, ones who probably got the idea from the Times to begin with.

The blog Balloon Juice (smartly subtitled Hot Air and Ill-Informed Banter) has a lot more on this line of thought. Well worth the read.

Even more on Bush visit to Iraq 

Another complaint about Bush's trip was heard from the Iraqis, gleefully reported by the anti-Bush press. Some examples:

"We cannot consider Bush's arrival at Baghdad International Airport yesterday a visit to Iraq," [member of the Governing Council, Mahmoud Othman] said. "He did not meet with ordinary Iraqis. Bush was only trying to boost the morale of his troops."

Ahmed Kheiri, 24, saw the visit as a campaign tactic. "He came for the sake of the elections," Kheiri said. "He never thought of the Iraqi people. He doesn't care about us. It was a personal visit for his own sake."

Alla Abdul Wahab, a 38-year-old windowpane seller, said, "What good will this visit bring?" he asked. "He came to see the Americans — that's all."

These comments are absolutely beautiful. It is surely lost on those media jackasses that if Bush did not have our fine men and women remove Saddam, none of these complaints would be possible. And, any similar complaints about Saddam would have resulted in the deaths of these people when Saddam was in charge. I love that these Iraqis are complaining about Bush's trip, and are putting their names to it. It plainly shows the new freedom of Iraq, all made possible by Bush. Unlike the anti-Bush agenda driven media, I welcome as many complaints from the Iraqi people as can be heard. Let Freedom Ring!!!!!!

More on Bush visit to Iraq 

As can be expected, the usual suspects, the Democrats and the press, have found ways to wine, cry, and moan about Bush making his surprise trip to Iraq. It has been called a "political stunt," and something that was not actually his idea, but his aides. It is killing "news" oulets such as Reuters and the Associated Press that Bush looks real good after this, and they are pulling out all the stops to disparage him. My personal favorite heard from many sources: Bush "only" spent 2 1/2 hours in Baghdad. (Of course they fluff over that Bush spent 30 hours traveling round-trip) Scumbag anti-American jerkoff Nic Robertson from CNN found a hilarious way to bash Bush:

CNN's Nic Robertson just reported from Baghdad, "In Arab culture, it is almost an insult to visit unannounced, and he didn't even stay for the traditional hospitality." (Traditional Arab hospitality? I'm sure an "infidel" would get the royal welcome)

I watched CNN Headline news for over an hour last night. They showed Bush visiting the troops, but they never showed the part where Bush walked in and all the troops stood up and cheered, along with the stunned reaction on the faces of several of them.

Usually when something good happens that works in Bush's favor, the liberal press either ignores it, downplays it, or simply buries it. You just know with all of this anti-Bush tomfoolery, this really went well for Bush. I am proud of him for doing it.

More Fish Wrap Tomfoolery 

In today's New York Times, reporter Elisabeth Bumiller writes:

The trip, which administration officials began planning about six weeks ago, came at a time when the president is under sharp criticism about the attacks on American troops in Iraq and for his absence from the funerals of American soldiers killed in the conflict.

While also in today's Times, Adam Nagourney writes:

The trip came at a time of rising criticism of the president for not attending the funerals of the returning war dead. It also came in the same week that Mr. Bush met with families of 26 soldiers killed in Iraq, and thus appeared to be a concerted effort by the White House to deal with a political problem.

Guess the NY Times editors want to make sure you don't miss their point. Funny, I don't remember any criticism of Clinton not attending any of the funerals of the 18 soldiers we lost in Somalia, for example. Or, the men and women we lost on the USS Cole. Clinton didn't even visit the World Trade Center after it was bombed in 1993. No complaints from the slimes at the Times whatsoever. This tactic reminds me of their failed "flood the zone" nonsense they pulled on Augusta National Golf Club earlier this year. The only people criticizing Bush for not attending funerals are the New York Times and the liberal losers who parrot them. Using circular logic, they feel they are justified by saying their is "rising criticism."

Once again, I thought Howell Raines was fired. I guess he remains in spirit. The NY Times, especially their publisher Punch Sulzberger, has zero credibility.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

One more thing about the Bush trip 

Terence Hunt of the Associated Press, who was on the trip, did some Bush bashing of his own in the report he filed.

The timing of the trip was by its very nature assured to give Bush maximum PR exposure, coming on a day when most Americans were relaxing at home, many watching football games, when the announcement came. Some networks interrupted programing with news of the journey.

This is supposed to be a straight news story? It's Thanksgiving idiot!! Our guys don't have huge special dinners like this every day, not like you fat-ass lazy reporters on expense accounts. Yeah, "by its nature" it is a good PR day. You dopes would have him come on a normal Tuesday, so you could turn around and criticize him for not coming on Thanksgiving because he wanted to take a long holiday weekend back on the ranch. Hopefully, Bush's team will leave this jango stateside on his next trip.

Take that Hillary 

A few days ago, Hillary Clinton announced that she would spend Thanksgiving in Afghanistan and Iraq. Who gives a damn besides the dunces who love her? No one. (Notice her trip is getting little to no press. If you must read about her trip, click here) For Thanksgiving, our ass-kicking brave men and women from the 82nd Airborne and the First Armored Division got a shocking surprise visit from a real leader, President George W. Bush. And, if you saw the video, he was quite well received, to say the least. Of course, leave it to those dirtbags at The New York Times to bitch about it:

Philip Taubman, Washington bureau chief of the New York Times, said that "in this day and age there should have been a way to take more reporters. People are perfectly capable of maintaining a confidence for security reasons. It's a bad precedent." Once White House officials "decided to do a stealth trip, they bought into a whole series of things that are questionable''

Huh? What does that crap mean? It may mean something to him, but in reality, the New York Times is pissed because they were left out. How do I know they were left out? They were forced to run an Associated Press pool report instead of having one of their "reporters" file a story. Of course, they weren't the only whiny bitches.

The main story about it has a Washington dateline, where you can find the usual New York Times tomfoolery of thinly-veiled Bush bashing in articles that are supposed to be straight news stories, saying:

The trip, which administration officials began planning about six weeks ago, came at a time when the president is under sharp criticism about the attacks on American troops in Iraq and for his absence from the funerals of American soldiers killed in the conflict.

Memo to the New York Times: Presidents traditionally do not attend funerals during wartime. Stop it.

Look, we all know a trip for Bush would be dangerous, and he must be protected at all costs. I am proud of him for pulling it off. Remember I said this: Any criticism about the secrecy of his trip is pure press jealousy, nothing more. They are upset that Bush bamboozled them all. Good work Mr. President.

Yet another liberal hero exposed 

Liberals take the side of every anti-American criminal they possibly can. (Gee, I sound like Ann Coulter.) In the tradition of The Rosenbergs, Alger Hiss, and Sami Al-Arian (read how those anti-American liberal scum at Salon.com defend him,even in the face of all the facts) another hero of the left is exposed. Thanks a lot lady.

Here we go again 

Amnesty International is a group almost as vile as the ACLU. This week, they're whining, moaning, and crying about the alleged "mistreatment" of those low-life unemployed FTAA protestors in Miami this week.

Oh, stop it!! Just a bunch of crap to get attention, since no one noticed or gave a damn about last week's protest.

If Amnesty International actually complained about something worth complaining about, maybe someone would listen besides Bono and Sheryl Crow. Here's an idea: Start a "flood the zone" campaign against the murderous thug Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Well, they have a complained a little about that tyrant. What is hilarious is that the press release mentions "repressive legislation" and "politically motivated violence." How nice. What they should mention is that Mugabe, through murder and mayhem, has seized white-owned farms and giving them to his cronies (it ain't really racism to these liberal groups if the white man is the victim of racism) has caused wide-spread famine and untold deaths. Moreover, they should call not call Mugabe a bad legislator, but a mass-murderer!!

Where's the United Nations in all this? Why, they are worried about climate change in Zimbabwe!! And, no shock here, Jacques Chirac is buddy-buddy with this scumbag.

Think about this for a second: Why is Chirac more interested in being in business with Mugabe than with President Bush? Hmmmm...could it be that he sees Africa as exploitable and knows that America isn't?

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

They should be renamed "New York Gay News" 

It has become very difficult to tell the difference between that militant gay rag The Village Voice and the so-called newspaper of record, the New York Times. Stop it already!! If the NY Times isn't promoting the queer lifestyle in their House and Home Section, their wedding writer getting all giddy over the Massachussetts court ruling and offering tips for planning gay weddings, they are allowing some jerkoff Broadway actor named Harvey Fierstein write an Op-ed piece speculating about what would happen if Santa were gay. This part is disgraceful:

But what if Santa really was gay? Could there be a another Mr. Claus? Would those grinches who, as we speak, are fashioning legislation to deny marriage to gay and lesbian Americans make an exception for the jolly old soul? What has Santa ever done except bring joy and gifts to all? Just the sight of his face is enough to bring a smile to the Scroogiest of politicians. Would his gifts of love and goodwill be answered with exclusion and derision?

What the hell is wrong with the editors of the New York Times? I thought Howell Raines was fired. How could they allow this trash on their pages? Well, easily actually. It promotes gays and bashes Bush, the two main objectives of that bird cage liner.

The New York Times is beyond redemption. But I feel sorry for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, whose good name and great tradition has become besmirched in this tomfoolery.




Thomas Sowell is a man full of brilliance 

I read and enjoy quite a few columnists. As can be expected, none of them write for the New York Times. One of my favorites is Thomas Sowell, who graduated from Harvard and currently is at the Hoover Institute. (I don't hold those against him) His latest column is full of random thoughts which are so simple yet make so much sense. My favorite:

One of the reasons psychology is so popular on the left may be that it enables them to do an end run around facts and logic, and attribute other people's disagreements with them to unworthy motives or irrational drives.

In other words, liberals need psycho-bullshit to hide their stupidity and justify their idiocy.

Read the entire column by clicking here.

Horse tomfoolery 

If you are in Montana, watch out, a serial horse rapist is on the loose. Of course, when this guy is caught, I'm sure the ACLU will run to his defense, arguing for his constitutional right to engage in beastiality.

Coming soon 

southphillyattitude.com - The future home of my blog, dedicated to mocking everything and everyone, especially liberal scumbags and any type of tomfoolery I find while I am pretending to work.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Ye Gods!! TMQ has a new home!! 

Gregg Easterbrook's Tuesday Morning Quarterback, which is undoubtedly the best football column going, has found a new home at NFL.com. A few weeks ago, Easterbrook was fired over something he wrote on his Easterblogg on The New Republic's website that was deemed anti-Semetic. As can be expected, those dopes at ESPN didn't even think about what he said, they just fired him. (Easterbrook was highly critical of Limbaugh when that tomfoolery went down. I wonder if he has some level of symapathy and understanding now) Anyway, the football Gods are surely pleased that he wound up on the league's official site.

Note to Algore 

Hey Al, if you had won your home state of Tennessee, you would be President today. But, your own people rejected you!! Even Walter Mondale and George McGovern won their home states!! (While winning D.C. and losing 49 states)

And, if you are so brilliant Al, why did you flunk out of both Harvard Divinity and Vanderbilt Law?

Thanks Al for inventing this internet thing, so I can bash you from the comfort of my rocking chair.

Tomfoolery from Al Snore, uh, Bore, uh, I mean Al Gore 

Someone please tell Al Gore to go away. A few months ago, he sounded like he was auditioning for the job as the new Iraqi Information Minister in front of those losers at MoveOn.org. Then, a few weeks ago, he stood again in front of those merry band of Commies, Socialists, and left-wing Democrats to lie abou the Patriot Act. (You know the audience was full of losers; the speech was on a Sunday afternoon during football season.) Today, he is blasting Bush for the ads he is running in Iowa, calling them "not worthy of the Presidency." Then again, he is an expert on not being worthy of the Presidency. Perhaps he forgets (but I sure don't) the ads his cronies in the NAACP ran during the Presidental campaign, using the daughter of James Byrd for a political cheapshot against George Bush. According to the ad, "[W]hen Governor George W. Bush refused to support hate-crime legislation, it was like my father was killed all over again." Shameless weasels.

One small detail the ad left out: The dirty scum who killed Byrd got the death penalty, so what good would hate crimes legislation have done? Bush said it best:

"The three men who murdered James Byrd, guess what's going to happen to them? They're going to be put to death. A jury found them guilty and it's going to be hard to punish them any worse after they get put to death," he said.
(2 of 3 men convicted of Byrd's murder got the death penalty, the other life without parole)

So, let's consider liberal logic (an oxymoron if ever I heard one): Anti-death penalty but pro-hate crimes legislation. Thus, they'll complain that Byrd's killers were treated too harshly for getting the death penalty at the same time they're complaining they were not dealt with harshly enough in the abscence of hate crimes legislation. Typical liberal dopes. Think I made this up? Read the ACLU press release, that implicity impugnes Bush for not supporting hate crimes legislation and concludes with their vigorous anti-death penalty stance. ACLU hypocrite scum.

Two closing thoughts: Who would be the ultimate target of hate crime legislation? White heterosexual Christian males. Any crime against a minority or homosexual would be called "hate crime." Hate crimes legislation is nothing more than thought policing. (Thought-provoking essay about it can be found here.) Every "victim" advocacy group supports this nonsense in order to stop criticism of either their disgraceful lifestyles or to continue their role of victim into perpetuity. Tell them to keep that liberal crap in Canada, Australia, and the ridiculously high taxed Socialist Sweden.

Donkeys are dangerous 

Donkeys are being used both here and in Iraq to attack the United States. Here in the U.S., it is the Donkeys (Democrats for those who do not understand; how appropriate that those jackasses use a donkey as their symbol.) attacking Bush for attacking the terrorists. In Iraq, donkey carts are being used by the "insurgents" (I hate that word; it gives them some legitimacy) to attack American troops.

I'm sure anyday now, PETA will be upset about any donkeys that our military kills. Think I'm kidding? Read this press release condemning the use of donkeys by Palestinians. Of course, killing Jews is OK, just don't use donkeys to do it.

Tomfoolery at the United Nations 

What exactly again is it that makes Kofi Annan some kind of respectable figure? It is his track record of condoning the egregious anti-Israel bias of the U.N.? His paralysis in dealing with the war against terrorism? His lack of condemnation of Robert Mugabe and his pillaging of Zimbabwe? What has this man done as Secretary General of the United Nations to justify any respect for him? Answer: Not a damn thing. He's too busy promoting an HIV-positive Muppet to have time to do anything of any importance.

One other thing: If this character ever appears in the United States, Congress should cut off every dime of funding they give to Sesame Street.

The gay lobby and the N.Y. Times 

The New York Times, as I may have said once or twice before, is a lousy piece of garbage, useful only for fish wrap and bird cage lining. Read this article, where they compare homosexuals who want to get married with slaves, who are foced to use an "underground railroad" to go to Canada and get married. Give me a break. One small detail that escapes Clifford Kraus: Unlike draft dodgers and slaves, gays who want to marry do not have to sneak out of the country to avoid arrest, they can just get on a plane or drive there, and NO ONE WILL GIVE A DAMN!!

If Judgement Day came, the New York Times headline would read "World Ends: Blacks and Gays Hit Hardest" (Thanks to James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal for this brilliance)

Racism detector? 

Researchers at Dartmouth have uncovered a new way to root out racism: A brain scan. This is hilarious!! If this tomfoolery were legit, Al Sharpton would be off the charts!!!

Monday, November 24, 2003

Why you shouldn't give a dime to the ACLU, Reason #42,873 

Because the ACLU wastes money on deceitful TV ads like this one. Watch and laugh at their lack of shame.

Tax cuts are bad, at least to those who don't pay taxes 

I love tax cuts. Of course, I have a job, so the less I pay, the better. However, to the lazy-ass Socialists, Commies, Trotskyites, and ACLU interns, tax cuts are bad because people with money get to keep it and spend it on themselves, instead of on welfare or social programs. They hate tax cuts almost as much as they hate President Bush. In fact, that may be the reason. Kevin A. Hassett makes some good arguments on the point....

It's about damn time 

The multicultural police will cry racism, but the fact is, it is about time Dell wised up and ended the practice of forcing you, after paying a G or 2 for a computer, to try to get help from some guy that is allegedly speaking English.

Now, about those cab drivers........

Must be delivering them to the next Democrat debate 

Border Patrol seized 756 pounds of bologna in El Paso. Classic tomfoolery!!

A solution in search of a problem, brought to you by the Univ. of Virginia 

Today at the University of Virginia, they are having a "Protest Against Racism at U.Va. and the U.Va. Medical Center After a Recent Racial Incident" today at noon.

Now what was that "racial incidient?" Someone said "I can't believe in this day and age that there's a sports team in our nation's capital named the Redskins. That is as derogatory to Indians as having a team called Niggers would be to blacks."

What is wrong and racist about that? This guy was towing the P.C. line!! Of course, who is one of the people crying the loudest? Our old friend Julian Bond of the NCAAP. This line from the article makes me laugh the most:

In an e-mail sent to a black faculty e-mail list, History Prof. Julian Bond, national chair of the NAACP, called for the employee to make a public apology and take sensitivity training.

Black faculty e-mail list? Hmmmmm, to me, that seems to be the only incident of racism visible in the article.



Sunday, November 23, 2003

Send the Democrats crying towels 

It seems are friends in the Democratic Party are upset that Bush is running an ad in Iowa right at the time of their latest debacle....uh, I mean, debate. The truth is that they are upset that Bush has the nerve to remind people that he has been a strong leader after September 11th, and the Democrats have been more interested in attacking Bush than the terrorists. Of course, the ol' murdering drunk Ted Kennedy and Tom Daschle are front and center in thier whining.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!! 

A great win for the Philadelphia Eagles today, 33-20 over the New Orleans 'Aints. Brian Westbrook is becoming Marshall Faulk right before our eyes, and the offense looks like a well-oiled machine.

One thing to consider: The Saint's coach Jim Haslett is a dope. He goes for a 2 pt. conversion, gets it, to bring the 'Aints within 8 points. But, the play is called back because of a penalty, and the 'Aints move back to the 7 yard line. So, Haslett kicks the PAT. Note to Haslett: That PAT was worthless!!!! You were still behind by 9 points, thus requiring two scores!!! (Geez, I sound like TMQ.)

Of course, I'm glad that dope coaches the 'Aints, not the Eagles. (We have a dope of our own to deal with) And to think, Haslett was almost the coach in Philly a few years back.

Anyway, enough of him. Great win because of McNabb, Duce, Westbrook, and Buckhalter. That's 8 of the last 9, with the Panthers, who lost to the Cowboys 24-20 today, up next.

I think I'll go sing Fly Eages Fly right now.......

More Sunday betting 

More future donations to the Kahnawake Mohawk Indian tribe

Parley #1
Denver -10.5 Open
Tennessee -7.0 Open
Kansas City -11.0 Open
Cincinnati -3.0 Open

Tennessee -7.0 Open

Oakland +11.5 Open (a mistake, I meant K.C.)

Cincinnati -3.0 Open

Parley #2
Tennessee -7.0 Open
Kansas City -11.5 Open
Cincinnati -3.0 Open

Denver (second half only) -7.0 Open



Tomfoolery afoot in prison 

Hard to believe, that despite Mr. Forte having a stunning lady like Jill for the past decade or so, Lyle Menendez gets married before he does, and doesn't even have to leave prison to do it!!! Now, that's tomfoolery!!!

Football weekend 

Free advice: Don't gamble. Of course, I'd don't listen to myself, so here are the bets I placed on some web site that I think is run by some Canadian Indian tribe or something.
Oklahoma -20.5 Win

Oklahoma -10.5 (first-half scoring) Win

Parley - (tank job)
Wisconsin -3.5 Lose
S Carolina -1.0 Lose
Miami Ohio -24.0 Lose
LSU -7.0 Lose
Missouri +15.0 Win

Hawaii -14.0 (first-half scoring) Win

Total for today: Up $34.23

NFL bets for November 23

Parley
Indianapolis -3.0 Open
NY Jets -5.0 Open
Minnesota -10.5 Open
Carolina +3.0 Open

Parley #2
Denver -10.5 Open
Tennessee -7.0 Open
Kansas City -11.0 Open
Cincinnati -3.0 Open

Parley #3
Philadelphia -6.0 Open
PHI-NO Over +39.5 Open

More bets for the 4PM games (1PM PST) to follow....

What if a lesbian came to campus....and no one gave a damn? 

Ok, who extolled the following brilliance?

"Dick Gephardt has the best chance against [George W. Bush] because he has got the experience and the strong track record."

No, it wasn't one of the many union leaders who have Gephardt in their pocket, bought and paid for. Why, it was his wonderful lesbian daughter, Chrissy!! Ms. Gephardt (maybe Mrs. someday if her father becomes President..hahahaha...yeah, that'll happen) The nice lesbian came to my alma mater, Arizona State University, to rally support for her fine dad. I think about 6 people showed up.

One more thing....does anyone know anything about John Kerry's children? Howard Dean's? Joe Lieberman's? I didn't think so. Of course, their children are probably heterosexual, which makes them a liability in the Democratic Party, so we don't hear a peep out of them. Or a word in the media either.

It isn't all bad for Dick. He does lead in the latest Iowa caucus poll, which is subject to change at any moment, depending on which candidate is kissing the most union ass at the moment.

Still, as far as I am concerned, the only good thing associated with Iowa is corn and my favorite breakfast spot, the Iowa Cafe in Mesa, Arizona. Go there sometime if you are in the Phoenix area.

The unemployed losers are at it again 

The protest...uh, I mean, demonstrators (gotta be P.C. now) are at it again, this time in Miami. If it ain't Bush they're pissed at, then it's gotta be the WTO. And, if they aren't saying Bush=Hitler, they are crying about the evils of globalization. Of course they are always "peaceful," except for that today in Miami, they:

"[T]hrew water bottles and other objects at officers, set fires in the street and used slingshots against police." (Read the entire article here, so no one accuses me of being Maureen Dowd and taking out vital information while quoting something or someone.)

All of this "peaceful demonstration" reminds of me of 1999 in Seattle. Of course, I love it when after, despite the millions in property damage, it is called "alleged" violence by the protest, uh....demonstrators. And, after they all agree that the only violence was caused by the police. (Many of the far-left groups really come up with some hilarious stuff.)

Anyway, back to Miami. You just know these people are lying thorugh their teeth:

"Such paramilitary tactics are ill-conceived and self-defeating and have no place in a democratic society," said Michael Avery, president of the lawyers guild.

We were just standing there, totally peacefully," she said. "I was honestly looking this guy in the eye with a peace sign, and then all of a sudden, boom. There was no provocation."


What crap!! Lying, unemployed bums. Of course, according to them, the United States is police state where they fear for their lives every day. Maybe, I don't watch enough of CNN or BBC, but I haven't seen many anti-Government protests in Pyongyang or Havana lately.

Then again, Cuba has more freedom than the U.S. Just ask Barbara Walters.

Saturday, November 22, 2003

My Man Michael Smerconish discusses judicial tomfoolery 

The Democrats are scum. Michael Smerconish, who I like a ton and know well (not personally, but professionally) from back when I grew up in Philly, discusses the Democratic tomfoolery in holding up judicial appointments. His closing sentence is right on the money;


The key number for the Democrats is not 60, the number of votes needed to end filibuster. It's 270.

That's the number of votes needed in the electoral college to defeat George Bush, and until such time as they can put that number together, they should play by the rules.



Click here to read the entire column.

One more thing on that: The Democrats say they are filibustering the most extreme of the nominations (Neanderthals as the ol' murdering drunk Ted Kennedy calls them) when they in fact are holding up the most qualified. Of course, the Democrats gotta keep up their lies that Republicans are racists and they are the only ones that can stop them. Plus, since they can't get their way at the ballot box, they gotta get it in court. To the left, reading the Constitution is a disqualifier. Kennedy, Schumer, Daschle, Boxer, Leahy, Biden, and the old Klan Man himself, Robert Byrd can go scratch.

A respected writer 

I am a very proud Conservative who see things for what they are, not for what I want them to be. And, I see things from a pro-America standpoint. I support President Bush's doctrine of pre-emption and I believe that the United States is the greatest country in the world. Call me jingoist, nationalist, nativist, whatever you want. I don't see anyone dying in the Arizona desert to get into Mexico, and last I checked, no one has drowned from taking a homemade raft from Key West to Cuba. Plus, in almost any field, to truly reach the pinnacle, you must come to the United States. You may be successful in places like Canada, Japan, or France, but you will feel like a true top-dog if you make it here. (i.e. Peter Jennings; Ichiro; Yao Ming; David Frum; Madeline Albright, etc, etc)

Anyway, I have exchanged e-mail barbs with a writer named Ilana Mercer about an article she wrote about Jessica Simpson and Howard Stern. It was a well-written, well-reasoned article, until she left a cheap shot at Fox News, and some nonsense liberal "research" how people who watch Fox News are not well-informed. Her e-mail responses made me read her other work, and let me tell you, it is quite good. Especially her immigration views. While she is not Michelle Malkin in that area, she is quite thought-provoking. Check out her work every Friday on WorldNetDaily.

Still, in the entirety of her work, she always finds room for that liberal stand-bys: Neoconservatives, Paleoconservatives (?)(what's next, nean-conservatives?) jingoism, Bush lied...you know, what you can read on Salon.com, MoveOn.org, The New York Times, and The Nation, or hear on NPR.

However, (I think) she defends Israel, (it is hard to tell sometimes, from her points on the subject) she calls La Raza what they really are, racists, and her views on the Terry Schiavo situation are the best I've read or heard. As such, there are quite a few things to like about her.

In sum, she both angers and pleases, and thus a welcome read in my book. I'm glad I got mad at her, and that she responded forceful but fair. Maureen Dowd sure wouldn't take time out from ranting with her pals over Starbucks $8 mochas or from her cocktail parties with the Manhattan "intelligensia." Keep it up Ms. Mercer.


Friday, November 21, 2003

I love the MOAB! 

Here's hoping one or more of these find their way to Damascus, Tehran, or, better yet, in Pyongyang, on that chia pet looking son of a bitch Kim Jong-Il's Brillo pad head.

Yesterday a Democrat, today a right-wing zealot 

JFK got it. He would be laughed out of the Democratic Party today. If a Democrat spoke like this today, we'd all keel over from shock.

"I realize that this nation often tends to identify turning points in world affairs with the major addresses which preceded them. But it was not the Monroe Doctrine that kept all Europe away from this hemisphere -- it was the strength of the British fleet and the width of the Atlantic Ocean. It was not General Marshall's speech at Harvard which kept communism out of Western Europe -- it was the strength and stability made possible by our military and economic assistance."
--remarks prepared for delivery at the Trade Mart in Dallas by President John F. Kennedy, on the day of his assassination, November 22, 1963.

Today, the Democrats offer up Howard Dean, John Kerry, and those other 7 gutless worms. A sad party indeed. A mish-mash of Socialists, Commies, environmental lunatics, homosexuals, and U.N. loving pacifist wimps.

Thanks Abe!! 

A great frame by frame look at the Zapruder film. I love all the smelly bastards who try to act like the film was a fraud or a hoax, as if the techonolgy of today was available then and Abraham Zapruder was the only one who had it in 1963, or that someone sat in a room with a razor blade and tape cutting out frames to show a conspiracy. That just simply did not happen. Look, who the hell knows who shot Kennedy? I don't know, but I do know Oswald did not do it all by himself. Like I've said, the Zapruder film shows that the Warren Commission was a sham.

JFK - 40 years ago today 

It is the 40th anniverary of JFK's assassination. Oswald did not act alone, despite what those dopes on the Warren Commission said. Watch the Zapruder film, and then try to tell me how a guy who gets shot in the back of the head has his head jump backwards as a result. That is all the evidence one needs. The rest is nonsense. Like a wise man once said, "Who are you going to believe, me, or your own eyes?"

Muslim Bias is everwhere.........NOT!!! 

Just to show how pathetic claims of anti-Muslim bias by CAIR (Council for American-Islamic Relations) have become, first read this B.C. comic strip. Now, read The Washington Post article explaining the outrage at it by CAIR. Of course, what really pisses off the guys from 'the religion of peace" is that Johnny Hart is a Christian, and has used Christian themes in many of his strips over the years. These whiny sissies might be taken more seriously if they were outraged at any one of the many attacks taken out in the name of their religion. Lastly, ever notice their anti-Jewish and anti-Christian behavior is in the open and undeniable, and yet they have to resort to ridiculous lengths to find open anti-Muslim bias? Read this, this, this, and especially this!

If a real anti-Muslim incident took place, it would get more coverage than Michael Jackson. Well, maybe not, but we would all have it pouded down our throats.

Fish Wrap Follies 

Bob Kohn is my man. He rips apart The New York Fish Wrap, uh, Times, time and time again. His latest work is great, as always.

Sa-rahng-he Hanguk 

The Koreans have the right attitude about illegal immigrants. When I was in Korea last year, I saw a raid like I have never seen, in a town about an hour south of Seoul named Pyongtaek. In that raid, police threw people around like rag dolls and into the back of a huge meat wagon. The Koreans I was with explained to me that it was to throw out the "Pakis." (Pakistanis) You would never see anything nearly as brutal here in the United States, which is a real shame, thanks to the liberal, anti-American scum like the ACLU. Read on....

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Dope of the week 

Memo to "Phillip" M. Bacon.......Bowling for Columbine was mostly fictional...now, get back to work.

Brother gotta get paid from the white man 

Haiti must have Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton (or both) on retainer. Just trying to get paid. And, to think France acts like they are better than us, those cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Read on...

Fish Wrap Follies 

This is a hilarious parody of The New York "Once Upon A" Times. Scrappleface does it again.
The New York Times (I prefer to call it the "The New York 'Once Upon A' Times") has many uses: a fish wrap, a bird cage liner, and a useful floor covering for housebreaking a puppy. It cannot be used to ascertain any truth. For example, from a few months ago, those jangos wrote:

"President Bush sketched an expansive vision last night [at his American Enterprise Institute speech] of what he expects to accomplish by a war in Iraq. Instead of focusing on eliminating weapons of mass destruction, or reducing the threat of terror to the United States, Mr. Bush talked about establishing a 'free and peaceful Iraq' that would serve as a 'dramatic and inspiring example' to the entire Arab and Muslim world, provide a stabilizing influence in the Middle East and even help end the Arab-Israeli conflict. The idea of turning Iraq into a model democracy in the Arab world is one some members of the administration have been discussing for a long time." -- New York Times editorial, February 27, 2003.

And, last week, The New York "Once Upon A" Times wrote:

"The White House recently began shifting its case for the Iraq war from the embarrassing unconventional weapons issue to the lofty vision of creating an exemplary democracy in Iraq." -- New York Times editorial, November 13, 2003

Why don't they just write that they hate Bush and be done with it? Sad that the "newspaper of record" needs to resort to pure bullshit to make a point, using nothing more than its name to lend it legitimacy. It is nothing but a propaganda piece for anti-Americans, anti-Semites, Socialists, Commies, the ACLU and the homosexual lobby. How could anyone with half a brain take them seriously anymore?
I sat up and watched a pretty damn good movie the other night. See it if you haven't already.
Wicked Bitch of the East can be found here.
They may be run by the Russian mafia now instead of Communists, but their level of stupidity hasn't changed a bit. Nice work by the Ruskies!!!
Must be nice to be unemployed like these jerkoffs. Of course, they are protesting exactly what? That Bush freed Iraqis from being afraid of being raped, tortured, or murdered? Protests have never freed anyone. I probably have more money in my couch than this crew combined.
President Bush kicked major ass in London. Where were those million protestors? Uh, it was well under 100,000. Nothing but a bunch of Islamists, Commies, and Trotskyites. Simply put, a bunch of unemployed scumbag losers.

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